Name: Erwin O'Skunk, a.k.a. "Odd slob doing the odd job" and
"There goes the neighborhood"
Firepower: Level 2, crude phaser-inspired weapon made out of VCR remote
Armor: Level 1, simple force shield made out of electronic weight loss belt
Strength: Level 2
Natural speed: 8 km/h
Operating System: N/A